Lips and sweet walls.

My bedroom is really HOT and really DRY. So last night while I was sleeping my lips must have just gotten completely dried out and my upper lip cracked, which hurt. This happened in real life, but at the time I was dreaming, and when my lip cracked everyone was celebrating as if I had just been bat mitzvahed or something, and I thought, "Why are you all so happy? All I did was crack my lip!"

Later, I dreamt that I was helping my mom wallpaper my brother's old bedroom. Only once I had cut all of the pieces did I realize that the wallpaper was made out of maple syrup and shaved coconut. It occurred to me that this might not be the best material to use to wallpaper a room, especially since we have pets.