Pigs having wishes dream

So I had a crazy dream before I woke up today. I only remember it in bits and pieces, but it started off in this dog training building in a mall area. Kind of like where Olive Garden is at West Towne. It was all fenced in so the dogs couldn't get out.

Later on in the dream, inside the building, it ended up that Jacob worked there and he knew the secret way to get to the basement level. So I went into the ladies bathroom with him, into a stall, and he did a series of closing the stall doors in a certain order and the stall we were in started creeping down, like a slow elevator.

When we got downstairs there was a bar, and my friend Jo was randomly there. There was also a recording studio and an ice cream shop. (cause that's totally what would be in the basement of a dog training place).

Eventually the dream sort of changed and I was outside in this mountain clearing. Something that looked like the hills in Ireland. There were a group of us who were trying to not be found by this group of bad people. We had some livestock and a stream for water. A pig was giving birth, and we gave the piglet to this guy who had recently lost his wife in a battle with the bad people.

Someone decided that they would lower our shield of this ability to manifest anything we were thinking of, to try and cheer everyone up. But when we gave the piglet an orange, it must have wanted a lot more orange cause this gigantic one, the size of a car, was coming falling out of the sky on top of us. We dove out of the way to see that the other livestock must have been wishing for things too, because random foodstuffs were falling out of the sky.

All of the attention must have flagged the bad people to where we were, because they suddenly appeared in our stream-side clearing. Of course it would make total sense in my brain that random bad people would be lead by Tom, the bearded Other in Lost. We started battling it out with them. Throwing punches and using what we could to fight.

Unfortunately that's when I got woken up by the roommate. So I guess I'll never know if we beat them and the livestock got to live another day, having whatever they wanted raining down on them from the sky.

Radioactive, Nose-Bleeding Fun

So last night I had this crazy, schizo dream that kept changing.

It started with me an a current friend randomly going to an old high school friend's house. I haven't seen this person in like 10 years so I don't know why we would be going there, or why they would still live with their parents. We just hung around there for a while (apparently my current friend knew my old friend) with French foreign exchange students coming in and out and me changing from pajamas into real clothes in their kitchen.

Then all of a sudden I'm on this Golden Gate-esque bridge with the red headed, nose-bleeding chick from Lost. Even though there is a giant radioactive scarab beetle closing in on us, I'm asking her if there is a genetic relationship between simiam species and pigs. She's happy to tell me all about it until the monster flings her off the bridge and into the water. But is it an indiscriminate monster? Blindly attacking because it doesn't know better? No, of course not! It's grumpy and mumbles under its breath about humans being annoying while it's flinging people off bridges and stomping on cars. The Eeyore version of Godzilla.

It pushes me in the water too where all of a sudden I'm in some sort of swimming race in the ocean. There are all of these guys around me trying to win, pushing on each other and getting into each others way. One of them finally loses his temper and grabs a couple of us and swims as fast as he can to the bottom. It's not that deep because we're off a coast, but without expecting to go under water I didn't take a big breath. So I'm freaking out for a second until I realize I can breath under water.

I make it up to the surface and take a big breath just in time to see the monster crossing an underpass, smashing cars as he goes and complaining about shitty drivers.

Living Underwater

Last night I had a dream that I lived underwater. And it wasn't all pretty and mermaid etc. It was scary and dark and I was very confused about oysters.