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I had a dream that I was on facebook and that besides being able to 'like' something you could also 'scoot' it. And I have no idea what this meant but it was pretty awesome.

so simple part 2

Just like kittymodern only 3 days ago, I too had a dream that I understood football! I felt all relieved while I was watching it, like "Riiiiight. THIS is how they get points. Field goals."

I can't believe of all things that could be themes on this blog, it is FOOTBALL. I'm a little amazed and disappointed in us.

so simple.

I had a dream that I understood football.

German Note.

I was of course standing in front of the the refrigerated dairy section (yogurt) in the grocery store and my friend Mr. Rogers came up to me and handed me a letter that I had sent to a friend of mine that had arrived in the mail. On the envelope I had written in large letters in permanent marker Life is Imhoffgurd. Which was apparently a 'German' word.

Mr Rogers was smirking and I said "I wrote that word but I don't even know what it means.". Mr Rogers obviously knew what it meant but was too shy/embarrassed to say it. Just them my friend Rachel walked up to the yogurt display and I handed the letter to her and she said "it means that in life you will play the role of 'kitten' in sexual role playing"

Pay close attention to Obama's next speech.

I dreamt that I was at my parents house and President Obama was going to stop by so I could give him a haircut. Apparently before he was president he regularly got haircuts from me even though I am not a hair stylist.

So when he came over I was really nervous because he was the president now and if I gave him a bad haircut then both he and I would be shamed.

As I was giving him his hair cut he kept moving around and texting on his blackberry, calling people, and 'taking breaks' for 'official business'. Then he was called away to deal with something, and I couldn't finish the haircut. He left with a big tuft of hair sticking up.

First Ever Facebook Anxiety Dream

I think that it was because of the news report that facebook own all of our facebook postings/pictures/everything...
This dream involves a real person that I am facebook friends with. I have met her a couple of times at some parties and we have commented to each other back and forth a bit.

So in my dream I had a crush on this girl so I decided to make a facebook album with 2 pictures of her in it. I called the album "Sigh." My dream was very explicit with me pulling down menus and seeing the choices for arranging photos. I also wrote on her wall that I had a crush on her.

Then it dawned on me. She could read my post and see the photos! I freaked out and tried to delete the album, and the wall posting. I was unable to find the right page with "delete album" and I was searching around for it. I was like...every second that I have this up is a second she could see it! So then I was trying to think of an excuse for why I made the album. The best I came up with was that "sometimes she takes care of our cats".

my real job.

I had a dream that I was at a plastic surgeons office and i had had some work done which "cost about $1,000" and my friend Rochelle was with me, she was considering getting some work done there too because she is from LA and it would be cheaper here in WI. So my brother was also there and some nurses were explaining what the surgery would be and my brother signed a consent form for Rochelle to get the plastic surgery. So then Rochelle started having second thoughts and the nurses were like well you signed so you basically have to have the work done. We were all sitting in these modern chairs and the doctor pulled up this modern couch to the table and laid down and was like well not much we can do the consent form is signed, Rochelle got really upset so they gave her some milk with vodka in it. And so I started "advocating' for her and was like "look she can back out if she wants she gave you no money and it is only like $2,000." They agreed and I was like...well that's what social workers do.

two dreams courtesy of valarian root.

Every Time:

we were at my co-worker Breena's apartment which had about 6 inches of water on the floor continually and there were a lot of dolls floating in the water. So she had just come home and cortney (coworker) and i were there and Breena was really upset when she came home I could see that sh had been crying and so cort and i were trying to make her feel better and finally Breena started crying and she said

"i am upset because i am going to get a negative comment on the NESCO blog!" (our work blog)

And both cort and I were like,
"its ok breena, you can't please everyone. you do the best you can"
"Cheryl (boss) will be on your side"

and Breena got real upset and said

" I just wish I had called her back sooner, and got her a volunteer quicker and I WISH THAT I HAD FLUSHED THE TOILET EVERY TIME!!"

Sign My Book!

I was in a bed in a radio studio and James Kockalka (an awesome cartoonist) was there at the radio studio for an interview. I was just going to lay in the bed while he did the interview and listen. I noticed that he seemed to be REALLY skinny and his head was really too small for his body. He had this real high and femmy voice, that was distinctly male but really high. Best described as a wiener voice. And I thought "how can Amy (his wife) stand that voice".

SO after the interview I ask him to sign my copy of his American Elf comic diary. So I watch him sign it. And he signs it "From Alex" I was confused. THEN he writes "Gwen you are a total Cathy."......... and i know he means Cathy from Cathy comics.