My bedroom is really HOT and really DRY. So last night while I was sleeping my lips must have just gotten completely dried out and my upper lip cracked, which hurt. This happened in real life, but at the time I was dreaming, and when my lip cracked everyone was celebrating as if I had just been bat mitzvahed or something, and I thought, "Why are you all so happy? All I did was crack my lip!"
Later, I dreamt that I was helping my mom wallpaper my brother's old bedroom. Only once I had cut all of the pieces did I realize that the wallpaper was made out of maple syrup and shaved coconut. It occurred to me that this might not be the best material to use to wallpaper a room, especially since we have pets.
Bourbon Barrel Series - Rochester Mills
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My wife picked up this 4 pack of a limited-release bourbon barrel aged
versions of some of the standard beers from Rochester Mills in Auburn
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5 comments:
Maple syrups and coconut sound like the beginnings of a most wonderful cake...
That wallpaper sounds like something out of Willy Wonka.
and i love that the main objection to the wallpaper is "we have pets" not "we'd get flies" or "it will melt off".
Maple syrup and coconut! Especially with pets! Hilarious!
i get the aesthetic appeal of the coconut, though. those would be some rad walls.
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