Thursday, December 17, 2009

The Longest Fart

Uh oh! I had a dream in which I was laying on a couch and my friend was sitting on the floor. I knew I had to fart, so I let out just a teensy bit, but it ended up being really loud! As soon as I realized it would be loud, I said "fuck it" and let it fly on its own - NO LIMITATIONS. TO THE EXTREME. Anyhow, that fart lasted forever! It just didn't stop! My friend looked up at me and said "Whoa!" and I was laughing and saying "I know! I know!" but I couldn't stop farting. It was one extremely long fart without a break. I think it must have lasted a couple of minutes.

4 comments:

SophisticatedBrew said...

That was no dream, my friend.

Sara Ashes said...

you made me think of that one scene in Step Brothers in Seth Rogan's office - the tuxedo job interview!

Reem Tara said...

HAHAHAHA! To the both of you! Sarah L, it definitely was a dream. I'm impressive, but I've never in my life had a fart like that. And Sara T. AMEN!

kittymodern said...

obviously i love this dream and wish the friend was me.