Wednesday, March 24, 2010

Scary Sexy Superheros

I was in the woods with 3 friends. I don't know who they were. We were camping, but then saw some terrifying things. Evil Superheros were gathering, all in amazing costumes, flying, and easily killing things. We decided to join them and be spies. I had to wear a hat and wig so they wouldn't recognize me as not one-of-them. We did a "practice run" of evil, that was surprisingly easy. We had to kill some small animals and I found that in this group's presence I could kill easily and even fly a little. Not bad! The woods we were hanging out in were really scary, with haunted trees and caves. These evil scary superheros were actually pretty cool. The leader was an extremely sexy woman. I came up to her and whispered in her ear that I would love to sleep with her and that I was really awesome in bed. Really. Somehow that worked, and she said, "Okay meet me at 3pm on Friday and we'll do it then." When the time came I was very excited and kept adjusting my hat and wig, and started to worry that she would find out that I was a mere mortal and not a superhero, though still good in bed. Unfortunately, she didn't show up.

7 comments:

Reem Tara said...

I can't believe she didn't show up! What a bitch...

You were able to fly in a dream I had once - it's probably true in real life.

pass said...

從未遭遇失敗的人,對自己或是別人,都是一知半解的。........................................

惠蘋 said...

來幫忙你衝人氣~順便留言支持你 ....................................................

SophisticatedBrew said...

i agree with all of you. Except for Reem.

于名于倫 said...

很棒的分享~祝福你........................................

邱志誠 said...

讓好心情回味發酵;壞心情留在文字裡隨時間消逝吧!........................................

jx said...

haha! insightful comments.