I dreamed that Bret was my boyfriend and we were going to a sweat lodge in Kentucky. On the way there we passed a carpenter's work room and we stopped so he could show me what a great craftsman he is by making me a snow board. When we got to the site of the sweat lodge, we saw that it had been taken over by the evil bull-woman-with-claws from the second season of True Blood. I was really scared but my boyfriend Bret said "I'll protect you" and then I woke up and laughed my ass off.

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I think the carpentry shop represents Jesus of Nazareth. He was pretty good with his hands.
Yeah, whenever I hear snowboard, I too think of Jesus of Nazareth. :)
A SWEAT LODGE with Bret Michaels?? Ew ew ew ew ew. I really wish your dream had continued so you would have had to depict Bret's sweat lodge experience. I imagine there would be lots of vomiting.
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