Monday, May 31, 2010

My boyfriend Bret Michaels saves me from the Bull Woman

Dudes, dudes, I have no choice but to confess that I have had yet another dream about Bret Michaels. This marks the third in a series, prompted no doubt by his recent brain hemorrhage, win of Celebrity Apprentice and appearance on American Idol- but who's keeping track?

I dreamed that Bret was my boyfriend and we were going to a sweat lodge in Kentucky. On the way there we passed a carpenter's work room and we stopped so he could show me what a great craftsman he is by making me a snow board. When we got to the site of the sweat lodge, we saw that it had been taken over by the evil bull-woman-with-claws from the second season of True Blood. I was really scared but my boyfriend Bret said "I'll protect you" and then I woke up and laughed my ass off.

4 comments:

Kevin said...

I think the carpentry shop represents Jesus of Nazareth. He was pretty good with his hands.

Sara Ashes said...

Yeah, whenever I hear snowboard, I too think of Jesus of Nazareth. :)

DaniloM_Wolff0正玲 said...

your son/daughter is so cute............................................................

jx said...

A SWEAT LODGE with Bret Michaels?? Ew ew ew ew ew. I really wish your dream had continued so you would have had to depict Bret's sweat lodge experience. I imagine there would be lots of vomiting.