Monday, July 19, 2010

Nerdy Shark Spits Up My Bones

I don't know if I was watching something or if I was actually in the situation because everything that happened didn't affect me. I was in the water, right next to a wooden dock. There was a shark swimming circles around me. It was saying "darn! darn! darn!" over and over again. I thought that was pretty nerdy so I laughed. The shark promptly swallowed me whole and laughed, but I was still alive and outside the shark somehow. It then spit up "my bones," which was a silver metal oven rack.

3 comments:

Sara Ashes said...

i am shaking. SHAKING WITH TERROR!!! Omg. I am seriously dying over here.

Reem Tara said...

Aww, sorry sissy! It was more funny than scary in the dream, I swear! But yeah, it was a little scary...

SophisticatedBrew said...

See, that's what you get for laughing at a shark. You get ate.