Wednesday, July 8, 2009

How To Put On A Bathing Suit

Sometime last week I dreamed all about putting on a bathing suit. I was in a gym locker room and Sara M. was helping me find a bathing suit. She was reaching into this big dishwasher/oven looking thing and pulling them out, one by one. She handed one to me.

It took me forever to figure out how to put it on. The straps were all wrong, and I kept putting my arms through the wrong sleeve. Then after I finally got it on, it was all crooked and I couldn't straighten it to save my life. It covered everything, but was super off-center. Also, I realized that it was white. Booo! I can't wear a white bathing suit! It'll be see through and you'll see everything!

So Sara hands me another one from the oven, this time, a red one. This is equally difficult to put on. I finally get it on sort of correctly, and realized I was wearing black tights underneath, as well as black high heels. They only came up mid-thigh though, so there was this awkward area of skin between the top of the tights and the bottom of my suit. I wasn't sure if this was how I was supposed to go swimming (wearing black tights and heels), so I looked around the locker room. Nobody else was wearing tights, so I took them off.


SophisticatedBrew said...

sounds SEXY!!!

Reem Tara said...

OH yeah, totally. Totally sexy, with the white bathing suit and the black tights.

Actually, it does sound sexy! It did NOT look sexy though, I assure you.

Sara Ashes said...

it sounds like you were getting ready to perform in Chicago! the musical, not the town.

Tara said...

You were dressing up as Tina Turner! Dude, the messing with straps of a bathing suit sounds like a dream I'd have, so frustrating!