Friday, September 25, 2009

Goldie Hawn's Pubes

Okay, get ready to barf. Yes, I know, I gave it away with the title. But here we go anyhow.

Last night, I dreamed that I was watching a movie with Angie and Jacob. It starred Goldie Hawn, and the plot was that she was old. Seriously, that was the plot. In the movie, she said some line that sounded like "You think that's bad?! Check this out!" And then, my friends, she did it. She lifted her dress and all we could see was her pubes. For real. Vagina and pubes. And, to top it all off, she had some sort of tribal henna tattoo in a ring over her pubes. And to make matters worse, the scene in which she held up her dress was like an hour long. Barf-o-matic, Goldie!!!

Dudes. Sick.

4 comments:

Sara Ashes said...

Oh my! Heavens to Betsy! Waaaaaaa? *jaw dropping and tongue rolling out of mouth* *rubbing my eyes to make sure I'm not seeing things* Hubba hubba!

SophisticatedBrew said...

omg. The title alone made me barf a little. I don't know why. Pubes aren't so bad. And neither is Goldie Hawn, although I barely know who she is. wtf. w.t.f.

Reem Tara said...

A-WOO-GA!!! I know dudes. Sarah, I agree, I think the grossness was that my own brain came up with this one. Ew...

kittymodern said...

GOLDIE HAWN?? hahaaa....oh all the random actors...an HOUR long...HAHAHAHAAAAAAA