Okay, get ready to barf. Yes, I know, I gave it away with the title. But here we go anyhow.
Last night, I dreamed that I was watching a movie with Angie and Jacob. It starred Goldie Hawn, and the plot was that she was old. Seriously, that was the plot. In the movie, she said some line that sounded like "You think that's bad?! Check this out!" And then, my friends, she did it. She lifted her dress and all we could see was her pubes. For real. Vagina and pubes. And, to top it all off, she had some sort of tribal henna tattoo in a ring over her pubes. And to make matters worse, the scene in which she held up her dress was like an hour long. Barf-o-matic, Goldie!!!
Dudes. Sick.
Bourbon Barrel Series - Rochester Mills
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My wife picked up this 4 pack of a limited-release bourbon barrel aged
versions of some of the standard beers from Rochester Mills in Auburn
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Oh my! Heavens to Betsy! Waaaaaaa? *jaw dropping and tongue rolling out of mouth* *rubbing my eyes to make sure I'm not seeing things* Hubba hubba!
omg. The title alone made me barf a little. I don't know why. Pubes aren't so bad. And neither is Goldie Hawn, although I barely know who she is. wtf. w.t.f.
A-WOO-GA!!! I know dudes. Sarah, I agree, I think the grossness was that my own brain came up with this one. Ew...
GOLDIE HAWN?? hahaaa....oh all the random actors...an HOUR long...HAHAHAHAAAAAAA
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