Tuesday, December 9, 2008

Cardinal in the Kitchen

I was in the kitchen at my parent's house. My mom was there, cooking dinner. I realized there was a bird inside the house, which is something I'm terrified of (bats and birds alike...flying things indoors = BAD NEWS to me). It looked like a gray bird with red specks...maybe a female cardinal. It flew back and forth across the room. I was really upset and nervous.

My mother tried to calm me down. She opened the sliding glass door and told me to try and get the bird to fly over that way. The bird flew right towards me and I put my hand up, thinking I could somehow guide it towards the door. Instead, I accidentally swatted it. It fell to the ground and I sort of screamed. I looked at it - it was a male cardinal now, and about 8 inches tall. One leg was extended and it's wings were spread. It was, like every other effing animal dream I have, frozen still as if it were a stuffed bird (see herehere, and here).

Mom moved a shear white curtain away from the door and the bird's wings fluttered slightly, then it quickly made it's way out the door.

4 comments:

kittymodern said...

look out for 12's, not in a bad way but cardinals are tied to the # 12.

Sara Ashes said...

don't fear the lovely birdies reemie!

p.s. i know what i'm scratching off your christmas list- no birdfeeders for you!!!

Reem Tara said...

It's just when they're INSIDE the house. Or even inside the Detroit airport. I hate it...

jx said...

okay, that led me to read, like 6 of your blogs. whew! all quality, though - of course! caged and indoor birds freak me out, too. all fluttery and bumping into any light source, trying to escape to their freedom. which makes it totally weird when they bump into my office window all the time, from the outside...like they're trying to get in. no freedom in here, birdies! just a whole-lotta paperwork and office humor. nothing compared to freedom flying. i suppose the glass is just too clean. but i liked thinking for a moment that they want what i got.