Friday, March 20, 2009

Shooting Dogs and the Like

Last night's dream was WEIRD. Before I fell asleep I played World of Warcraft for the first time for a couple of hours.

WOW-induced dream:

My companion and I were wondering around a land and people kept shooting at us. Another couple, to be precise. They were across the street and we were hiding behind some bushes. They were standing near a street sign so to scare them I shot the street sign which then fell down. It worked! But in all of this shooting, I killed a dog by mistake. Then we were in a college dormitory and an official guy came up to us with a picture of the dead dog. I was very nervous that we were caught but he just wanted to let us know about the situation.

Later my family wanted us all to go to some farm together, but I did not want to go. I wanted to stay at home. My mom was mad at me for this. I also wet the bed a lot (in my dream! not real life!) and was embarrassed and wanted them to leave so I could hide the evidence. (similar theme to my last dream about Poop and Boyz!)

I also had sex with a girl who kept blowing in my ear. For some reason there was a lot of weird sexual stuff related to people blowing in each others ears.

1 comment:

Reem Tara said...

Your dreams are clearly the most hilarious. I'm sorry you killed a dog though - suck! The blowing in the ears combined with wetting the bed is pretty great. I HATE having to go to the bathroom in dreams! It's always so scary when you wake up and it's like "!!!! WHAT REALLY HAPPENED??? WHAT IS REAL LIFE?!?!"