Monday, March 16, 2009

Tag Team Wrestling

I dreamed I was about to compete in a big tag team wrestling match with my friend Mark from college. He was waiting for me on one side of the ring while I got my outfit together. I wore these really tight shiny bright royal blue warmup pants and a matching blue t-shirt. I also had on a ton of glittery yellow eye shadow and matching tights, also glittery yellow. I also wore a cape.

I approached the ring, slowly getting terrified because I have no idea how to wrestle. Even worse, I realized that Mark and I were up against Larry Sweeney, who would obviously beat us. Larry, being a gentleman as always, quickly tried to teach me some moves. I got distracted, however, when I realized the crowd of about 12,000 people was booing me. I looked down and realized that my pants had the Chicago Cubs logo all over them. The crowd was booing because they hated the Cubs! Dicks...

4 comments:

SophisticatedBrew said...

Besides the make up, that outfit sounds like something Mark did used to wear. What kind of moves did you learn? Do you now know how to wrestle?

Reem Tara said...

Whoa Sarah! Those blue pants that Mark wore in real life at my wedding party for "Something Blue?" Those were the pants in my dream!! Nice work!

I did not learn any moves, and I have no idea how to wrestle. I plan on changing this soon, but only a teensy bit.

Kosmo said...

Well, it was all just a dream... EXCEPT THAT I WOKE UP WEARING THAT EXACT OUTFIT THIS MORNING.

WOOOAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

jx said...

i would love to see you in said outfit. ha!