haven't been on in a while

people, i have dreams about having babies all the time. (note: speak to therapist about this.) so Sunday night i dreamt that i had a baby with a russian man. when the baby came out it was black and i looked at russian man like, "oops," but he didn't know what i was talking about, so cool. 

i gave the baby away for adoption because i didn't want a baby, but for some reason i had to see it all the time. i was like "no i don't wanna get attached...." and someone hands me it. 

the baby was so cute! cafe au lait colored and obama hair.