Ugh, so annoying...
In my dream, I was flushing vegetarian chili down the toilet because I don't have a garbage disposal. There was a pile of it in my sink, and I tried to force it down the drain. Corn and kidney beans and, for some reason, cream cheese got all mixed up with each other and wouldn't go anywhere. I turned to the toilet, which was starting to overflow. I lifted the back of it and pulled the little chain that makes it drain, and as I did, a large Thanksgiving-looking squash/pumpkin thing came shooting out. It was a pale yellow with green stripes and dots. It was the size of an effing volleyball.
I tried it again, but it overflowed again and shot out in the air.
Then I woke up and had to go to the bathroom in real life, but I was nervous to use the toilet.
ADDENDUM: I just told my father this on the phone and he laughed really hard and said "This is the perfect dream, you know."
Bourbon Barrel Series - Rochester Mills
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My wife picked up this 4 pack of a limited-release bourbon barrel aged
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3 comments:
oh my god, thats gross
hahaha! the weird inclusion of cream cheese is cuz of chili dip!
You are totally right. I'll probably never eat chili dip again...
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