Sunday, November 16, 2008

Vacuuming Roaches

I dreamed that I was stuck living in this decrepit motel room and there were roaches everywhere- crawling around, dead with feet in the air, I even watched them hatch out of egg sacks. It was horrible. I went to the front desk to complain and the receptionist was Amy Poehler. She was like "oh don't worry, just use this," and she handed me a box. I opened the box and it was filled with dead roaches including one gigantic yellow one. I showed Amy Poehler the inside of the box and she gave a high-pitched laugh "oops! that's the wrong box!" and handed me a dustbuster. I went back to my room and used the dustbuster to vacuum up all the roaches living and dead.

4 comments:

Reem Tara said...

This is awful, but so hilarious! And what's up with our terrible dreams this weekend, sister? Grody.

Mindlab said...

You?!?!? I know you wouldn't EVER exterminate spiders, but did you have to drip into my dream while exterminating the roaches last night?!

Tara said...

Oh my god, I might have actually peed the bed if this was my dream, I'm so terrified of roaches.

Sara Ashes said...

the funny thing is that i actually do use a dustbuster to catch living bugs in my house, then i empty it out on the back deck. catch and release, see.