You'll Get Shit On

I dreamt that somebody was trying to pitch a commercial to me. The commercial was for a Citibank Visa card, and it's main competition was a Target credit card. The commercial idea was this guy working at a bank, and a voiceover saying "if you use a Target card instead of Citibank, you'll get shit on." And then this giant bucket of poo got poured on the guy. He looked like Jim from The Office.

Afterwards, I passed on the commercial because all the poo got in the lake and polluted it, so I couldn't go swimming. Then a big tank drove through the lake, which was now just a giant pit full of mud and poo probably.