Friday, January 16, 2009

Lips and sweet walls.

My bedroom is really HOT and really DRY. So last night while I was sleeping my lips must have just gotten completely dried out and my upper lip cracked, which hurt. This happened in real life, but at the time I was dreaming, and when my lip cracked everyone was celebrating as if I had just been bat mitzvahed or something, and I thought, "Why are you all so happy? All I did was crack my lip!"

Later, I dreamt that I was helping my mom wallpaper my brother's old bedroom. Only once I had cut all of the pieces did I realize that the wallpaper was made out of maple syrup and shaved coconut. It occurred to me that this might not be the best material to use to wallpaper a room, especially since we have pets.

5 comments:

Reem Tara said...

Maple syrups and coconut sound like the beginnings of a most wonderful cake...

SophisticatedBrew said...

That wallpaper sounds like something out of Willy Wonka.

Sara Ashes said...

and i love that the main objection to the wallpaper is "we have pets" not "we'd get flies" or "it will melt off".

Tara said...

Maple syrup and coconut! Especially with pets! Hilarious!

jx said...

i get the aesthetic appeal of the coconut, though. those would be some rad walls.