baby

ew ew ew ew ew! fuck babies! i had a dream that i had a baby. i was all confused because i just had my period. it was all gross and wrinkly and i loved it but i didn't want it. i said to my mom "there's something i have to tell you. i had a baby. i don't want it. i want to give it up for adoption." but then my mom adopted it and i had to be around it all the time. it barfed on me and i had to change it's diaper and i kept forgetting to feed it.

i found a bottle of whiskey and i was drinking it and sharing it with people and having fun and this stupid baby kept on being there and needing me to take care of it.